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Definitions by The mans dictionary

Sand slapper 

A hand job but instead of lube they person uses sand and spit
My girl gave me a sand slapper on Daytona beach at night and I got a yeast infection but it was great

Marshmallow ape 

A racist term for a white male
Oh God damnit Henry I hate that marshmallow ape that lives next door

Polish pork sword 

A very large very pale peins at least 8 inches
Oh my God yesterday Tom from the office sent my girlfriend a picture of his polish pork sword so I gave him more papers to fill out just to piss him off

Hot doging marinara 

When you have sex with a girl on her period and then rubb it on her ass and have another person lick the blood off of your peins until you CuM while you're peins is still between her ass cheeks.
Me my girlfriend and her sister had a threesome we were so drunk they let me try hot doging marinara and I got it on video it's crazy

Rusty wooding 

Having sex with a girl on their period and letting the blood dry on your peines
Oh my God me and my girl tried Rusty wooding it was great

Bull gizzard 

A overly swollen pair of testicles or a singular severely swollen testicle
I had sex with that girl from accounting last night now I have a Bull gizzard and I don't know what to do

Charcoal basement 

An asshole that is very tight and dark
Dude my girl finally let me in the charcoal basement