Providing extra attention to something that generally results in extra results. It's also used to define pure bullshit as a way to disguise slacking off.
William said that he would be working on a "high touch" customer, but everyone in the office knew that he was really just reading the newspaper while sitting in his rocking chair.
A polite way of telling people you're going to take a shit. This is generally used before lunch time.
I'll be in the meeting in a few minutes, I just have to park my breakfast first.
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It's the opposite of duplicate. Instead of something getting done twice it doesn't get done at all.
You asked us both to do something, and we didn't want to duplicate work, so neither one of us did it.
Oh great, so instead of duplicate work we got nope-licate work.
Sending an email that you think drives your point home, but is lost on the recipient. This could be
dmail or a
CLM depending on the context. Often used by people born before 1999 as a method of communication.
Chad's email said that he liked her better than Troy Aikman. But she didn't understand this mail fail, was he gay, or does he just like football a lot?
Farting so badly that you stink up the entire double wide, often times creating a light brown haze that makes it challenging to see across the room. Most commonly happens in Oklahoma.
Damn Chad - you created a doublewide dust storm in here. No more chili dogs for you!
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A cigar or vape pen that has been inside of a woman’s vagina
Zoe heard the principal coming so she turned her favorite vape pen into a Twat Stogie when she stashed it in her cooter.
Farting in an elevator before sending it on to the next floor, resulting in a nasty surprise for the next rider.
Ken moved out of his downtown apartment after the girls on the 13th floor left him a high rise surprise on Saturday night.
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