The mad shatter 's definitions

Party Waffler

A person who constantly changes their mind about going to a party. Generally the frequency of the changes increases as the time of the party draws closer.

Honey - the party is tonight, are you sure you still want to go?

Yes, I think so, but maybe not, we'll have to see how I feel tonight.
You're such a Party Waffler

by The mad shatter September 28, 2018

cup check

what one says while slapping someone in the nuts. probably comes from sports, where guys wear cups. used by losers that think it is funny. the ONLY proper responce is to beat the crap out of the person who did it, otherwise you are gay for letting him do it without retaliation. if you actually are gay, i don't know the proper responce.

Billy: "Cup check biatch!"
Johnny: beats the tar out of billy, then responds "how you like them apples?"

by the Mad Shatter April 29, 2005

it's not you, it's me

female slang for: It is you.

after the bitch chased me down the street with a knife, i told her "it's not you, it's me"

by the Mad Shatter April 28, 2005

Twat Stogie

A cigar or vape pen that has been inside of a woman’s vagina

Zoe heard the principal coming so she turned her favorite vape pen into a Twat Stogie when she stashed it in her cooter.

by The mad shatter September 8, 2018

jackastrophe

When a jackass causes a catastrophe

Last night Stuart caused a jackastrophe! He got drunk and told Anna about how I stuck it in her sister's pooper, and it prevented me from getting a piece of her ass

by the Mad Shatter April 29, 2005

Spinner

A wheel that has a free spinning exterior portion so that at stops, it still looks like it is moving. Can be expensive, but you can get cheap plastic hub cap versions at crappy auto parts stores. The plastic ones are often seen on pizza delivery boys' cars

Damn, that hooch has got 3 spinners on her ride. The fourth must be on lay away.

by the Mad Shatter April 28, 2005

park my breakfast

A polite way of telling people you're going to take a shit. This is generally used before lunch time.

I'll be in the meeting in a few minutes, I just have to park my breakfast first.

by The mad shatter July 14, 2017