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the velvet shower

the act of getting high off any drug to the point of you just coughing your lungs up and then taking a warm golden shower
tyler did the velvet shower with juilanna and he was so high that he didnt know that it was pee that he was showering with,
by The king Friday January 11, 2016
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the king friday

the sexual act of put any kind of alcohol in woman vagina then sucking it out with a straw
lindsay wanted to try the king friday so we used some left over vodka from the last party
by The king Friday September 5, 2013
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the devils bow tie

the act of sitting on a womans chest and placing balls on neck while face
fucking her making it look like she is wearing a bow tie.
"i totally picked up lindsay and gave her the devils bow tie in the back of my inferno van"
by The king Friday September 2, 2013
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el whoppo

while doing it with your woman have a mariachi band hide in the closet and then at climax you have the band jump out and start playing and yell EL WHOPPO!!!
lindsay was about to finish when the mariachi jump and scared the crap out of her and she screamed el whoppo
by The king Friday September 5, 2013
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the screw driver

the sexual act of a having a woman spinning while riding a man penis in the fashion of a screw driver screwing in a screw but it can be reverse to have the man spinning while in the woman
lindsay spun around while she was riding me in bed the other night we called it the screw driver
by The king Friday September 7, 2013
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cops and robbers

the sexual game of placing a donut over your hard on and blind folding the woman and having her try to eat the donut off your dick without her eating it or having the man blind folded and trying to eat a candy bar out of the girls vagina all while being handcuffed
lindsay and i tried cops and robbers and and i ate a snickers out of her vagina
by The king Friday September 7, 2013
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stunt run

the act of doing 6 sexual postions in 2 minutes and all have to be different
lindsay and i made it to 5 positions in two minutes we weren't able to complete the 6th to finish the stunt run
by The king Friday September 7, 2013
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