Definitions by The king Friday

candy apple 

while your woman is on her period you insert your balls into her bloody vagina coating your balls in blood making them look candy apples then she licks off like shes eating a candy apple

my balls looked like a candy apple and she licked it all off

candy apple by The king Friday September 9, 2013

lethal lady

the act of a guy dressing up in a florida gators mascot costume the having sex with his woman while she does the hand motion of the gator bite

shelly and I did the lethal lady while i was using the gators mascot costume since she is a gators fan

lethal lady by The king Friday September 9, 2013

reliable special 

the one girl you know that is always ready and willing to have sex with you and vice verse with no string attached and is willing to do anything you or she wants

lindsay was my reliable special when i was in high school

reliable special by The king Friday September 8, 2013

the sniffles beard 

when a girl is giving a guy a blowjob he pulls out before he blows his load the shoots her in the face and then proceeds to throw glitter in her face making her face glittery

i did the sniffles beard on cierra and i used pink glitter her favorite color

the sniffles beard by The king Friday September 8, 2013

im a little teapot 

the act of having sex with a woman in the inclined position then after you fill her up with your spout, you tip her over and everything runs out

lindsay and i tried the im a little teapot just like the rhyme and jizz got everywhere

im a little teapot by The king Friday September 7, 2013

the screw driver 

the sexual act of a having a woman spinning while riding a man penis in the fashion of a screw driver screwing in a screw but it can be reverse to have the man spinning while in the woman

lindsay spun around while she was riding me in bed the other night we called it the screw driver

the screw driver by The king Friday September 7, 2013

cops and robbers 

the sexual game of placing a donut over your hard on and blind folding the woman and having her try to eat the donut off your dick without her eating it or having the man blind folded and trying to eat a candy bar out of the girls vagina all while being handcuffed

lindsay and i tried cops and robbers and and i ate a snickers out of her vagina

cops and robbers by The king Friday September 7, 2013