20 definitions by The king Friday

the bloody nightmare

while your woman is on here period she attempts to have sex with while you are dreaming and when u wake up all you see is blood around your dick making you think you are having a bloody nightmare

lindsay did the bloody nightmare and i woke up and it scared the crap out of me

by The king Friday February 4, 2014

im a little teapot

the act of having sex with a woman in the inclined position then after you fill her up with your spout, you tip her over and everything runs out

lindsay and i tried the im a little teapot just like the rhyme and jizz got everywhere

by The king Friday September 7, 2013

the screw driver

the sexual act of a having a woman spinning while riding a man penis in the fashion of a screw driver screwing in a screw but it can be reverse to have the man spinning while in the woman

lindsay spun around while she was riding me in bed the other night we called it the screw driver

by The king Friday September 7, 2013

BlackBerry cream pie

The act of banging a chick so hard that her pussy turns black and blue and then creaming inside thus resembling a BlackBerry cream pie

Dude I performed the BlackBerry cream pie on Jennifer after we both got drunk and she didn't walk right for a week

by The king Friday July 25, 2015

cockledragger

a man who leads a donkey by tugging on the donkeys dick and leads said animal in the direction in which he wants the animal to go.

Kyle the farmer is known for being a cockledragger

by The king Friday March 29, 2014

stunt run

the act of doing 6 sexual postions in 2 minutes and all have to be different

lindsay and i made it to 5 positions in two minutes we weren't able to complete the 6th to finish the stunt run

by The king Friday September 7, 2013

tour of paradise

the sexual act of exploring every orifice of a womans body with your penis/ other appendages

i did a tour of paradise with lindsay

by The king Friday September 6, 2013