john hancock

when your getting on with your woman while she is on her period you pull out and try and write your name with the blood and dab it back in if you need more ink to print your name on her sheets to sign that you were there
i did the john hancock with lindsay and i had to put it back in a few times to spell my full name
by The king Friday September 18, 2013
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the bloody nightmare

while your woman is on here period she attempts to have sex with while you are dreaming and when u wake up all you see is blood around your dick making you think you are having a bloody nightmare
lindsay did the bloody nightmare and i woke up and it scared the crap out of me
by The king Friday February 04, 2014
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im a little teapot

the act of having sex with a woman in the inclined position then after you fill her up with your spout, you tip her over and everything runs out
lindsay and i tried the im a little teapot just like the rhyme and jizz got everywhere
by The king Friday September 07, 2013
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the screw driver

the sexual act of a having a woman spinning while riding a man penis in the fashion of a screw driver screwing in a screw but it can be reverse to have the man spinning while in the woman
lindsay spun around while she was riding me in bed the other night we called it the screw driver
by The king Friday September 07, 2013
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the devils bow tie

the act of sitting on a womans chest and placing balls on neck while face
fucking her making it look like she is wearing a bow tie.
"i totally picked up lindsay and gave her the devils bow tie in the back of my inferno van"
by The king Friday September 02, 2013
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el whoppo

while doing it with your woman have a mariachi band hide in the closet and then at climax you have the band jump out and start playing and yell EL WHOPPO!!!
lindsay was about to finish when the mariachi jump and scared the crap out of her and she screamed el whoppo
by The king Friday September 06, 2013
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the marked man

when you have sex with a chick and she wont tell anyone who she banged but everyone really knows it was really you that she did it with and that she got an std from you
lindsay and i had sex but she would tell it was me but everyone knew it was me and made me the marked man
by The king Friday September 08, 2013
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