john hancock

when your getting on with your woman while she is on her period you pull out and try and write your name with the blood and dab it back in if you need more ink to print your name on her sheets to sign that you were there
i did the john hancock with lindsay and i had to put it back in a few times to spell my full name
by The king Friday September 17, 2013
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roof job

the act of giving a guy head who is uncircumcised and ripping the foreskin off with your teeth
lindsay did the roof job on me and i screamed like a little bitch
by The king Friday April 20, 2014
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the king friday

the sexual act of put any kind of alcohol in woman vagina then sucking it out with a straw
lindsay wanted to try the king friday so we used some left over vodka from the last party
by The king Friday September 05, 2013
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the bloody nightmare

while your woman is on here period she attempts to have sex with while you are dreaming and when u wake up all you see is blood around your dick making you think you are having a bloody nightmare
lindsay did the bloody nightmare and i woke up and it scared the crap out of me
by The king Friday February 03, 2014
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el whoppo

while doing it with your woman have a mariachi band hide in the closet and then at climax you have the band jump out and start playing and yell EL WHOPPO!!!
lindsay was about to finish when the mariachi jump and scared the crap out of her and she screamed el whoppo
by The king Friday September 05, 2013
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stunt run

the act of doing 6 sexual postions in 2 minutes and all have to be different
lindsay and i made it to 5 positions in two minutes we weren't able to complete the 6th to finish the stunt run
by The king Friday September 07, 2013
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the screw driver

the sexual act of a having a woman spinning while riding a man penis in the fashion of a screw driver screwing in a screw but it can be reverse to have the man spinning while in the woman
lindsay spun around while she was riding me in bed the other night we called it the screw driver
by The king Friday September 07, 2013
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