Definitions by The jojo

Mario 

A short Italian plumber who takes magic mushrooms so he can take a trip to the "mushroom kingdom", where he battles turtles, stomps on mushroom-like creatures and gets laid by a princess at the end!

Hey Mario, got any shrooms today?

Mario by The JoJo January 20, 2009

Gurney 

While there's no set definition for what "gurney" as an insult actually means, it is generally acknowledged to be a bad thing, and in no case, under any circumstance should "gurney" be used in a positive way. The term "gurney" can be used as an adjective or a noun (whichever works for the situation).

(theres also the literal definition: a four-wheeled stretcher for transporting hospital patients from place to place ;a wheeled cart or wagon with canvas sides, used in post offices to route mail.)

"Shut your gurney face"

"Screw you, you fuckin' gurney"

"Your mom's a gurney"

"They had to carry him out on a gurney"

Gurney by The jojo July 29, 2008

JoJo Pieism 

A form of Pieism, a religion worshipping the one true Pie!

I am a follower of JoJo Pieism

JoJo Pieism by The JoJo May 4, 2008