Definitions by The gay lizard

Woman

Humans that have tits and vaginas that people seem to think are objects, they have no rights for stupid reasons and may one day be Illegal in the United States.

Example of a woman;
Your mom
Your grandma
A person with two balls on their chest
You if you identify as a female
Your sister(s) (if you have any)
Your female cousin (If you have any)
Someone who says girl, female, woman, she/her, etc if you ask for their gender/pronouns

Woman by The gay lizard July 29, 2022

Peridot 

Some may say she is a dorito but I am here to say she is a cucumber slice

Peridot is a cucumber slice

Peridot by The gay lizard July 22, 2022

Rods 

Something you bring to the queen, generally when you are a bee and your queen's name is Phil and uses he/him pronouns but uses the term "queen". You also would be autotuned and searching for pollen. These bees tend to sing about the space within the folds of the rose.

RoDsSs FoR tHe QuEeNnNnNnNnNnNnN. I sInGgGgGgG aBoUt ThE sPaCeEeEeEeEe WiThIn ThE fOlDzZzZ oF tHe RoSeEeEeEeE...."

Rods by The gay lizard June 16, 2022

ATVINHBQWID 

All
The
Voices
In
My

Head
Become

Quiet
When
Im
Dead

ATVINHBQWID

ATVINHBQWID by The gay lizard May 9, 2022

Homosexual 

Me

I am homosexual

Homosexual by The gay lizard May 9, 2022

Evil Queen 

1: a disney character that wants to poison your apples

2: a character played by Lana Parillia and the most gorgeous variation of the Evil queen ever

Evil queen good

Evil Queen by The gay lizard May 9, 2022

Rumplestiltskin 

The best character in Once Upon A Time.

Person: my favorite character in OUAT is Rumplestiltskin
Any insane person: nah the best character is Henry

Rumplestiltskin by The gay lizard May 8, 2022