4 definitions by The fart sultan

Texas Sandblaster

Sleep on the beach with your lover...then get up before they do, hold in that big morning fart, then pull your pants off and sit in the sand. Finally spread your bare ass next to your sleeping lover's head and wake her up with a brisk sand blasted fart!

Randall woke his girlfriend up with a Texas Sandblaster and she knifed his fucking jeep tires!!

by The fart sultan October 3, 2014

Choco Dragon

A turd that you know will burn when it passes out your butthole. The turd seems to have literally burned your rectum.

God my ass burned after I released that choco dragon!

by The fart sultan October 3, 2014

Jungle Farts

Farts that smell and or sound so wild, raw, beastly and untamed that they belong in the jungle.

Damn dude, those mushroom swiss burgers gave Gerald the jungle farts! I'd rather walk home than be stuck in the car with his fuckin jungle farts!

by The fart sultan October 3, 2014

Snit

The ugly solid brown form of the famous snart. Where here you dont sneeze and fart...you sneeze and shit.

Better go poop before your allergies kick in today and u snit again on my couch!

by The fart sultan October 3, 2014