Definitions by The definite pisstake.

Satire Blind 

When people on the internet cannot see satire due to it being said by a group of people seen as “cringe” or otherwise believed to be prone to saying such things.

“I saw this post where this girl was talking about meeting Dream SMP members at a fake school.”
“That was obviously a joke, you’re so satire blind.”

Satire Blind by The definite pisstake. September 14, 2021

Bump

The action of stealing something, usually from acquaintances, and things usually stolen is food, drinks, or small quantities of money. Typically said in Scotland.

Mate, d'you bump my buckie?
No, I didn't, I swear.

Bump by The definite pisstake. July 30, 2020

Pisstake 

(British Slang): Pisstake.

A person who makes a joke, normally at someone in his/her/their circle of friends to get a reaction out of said person.

"Alexander, stop it, you're being a pisstake."

Pisstake by The definite pisstake. September 14, 2018