The creeper's definitions

Hitchcock Scale

Much like the Richter Scale measures the strength of an earthquake, the Hitchcock Scale measures the strength of a sneeze. The scale goes from 1 to 10 where 10 is the highest. A sneeze measuring 1 is basically that of a very polite grandmother, barely a "psst." Whereas a 10 is a sneeze that results in death.

Sandy: "God bless you!"
Jon: "Thanks... that was at least an 8 on the Hitchcock Scale. I sharted and I'm still seeing spots."

by the creeper July 30, 2020

Blow Wetter

A rechargeable dildo that looks like a handheld hair care appliance.

Oh kids! That’s just my blow dryer, put that back. Later that day…. “OMG Allison can you believe my kids found my dildo. I told them it was a blow wetter.”

by the creeper May 14, 2025

snoogans

Word used to express pleasure or agreement. Synonym of words/phrases (when used in correct context) as "sweet"; "cool"; "nice"; "awesome"; and some times "hell yes".

Example for "sweet", "cool", etc..
Girlfriend - "I'm really horny"
Boyfriend - "Snoogans"

Example for "hell yes"...
Girlfriend - "Want to have sex?"
Boyfriiend - "Snoogans"

by The Creeper September 19, 2005

indexident

A dent that appears on one's index finger from spending too much time on a laptop mouse pointer.

Dude! I was surfing porn for so long last night that I got indexident and wt

by the creeper November 11, 2009