The creeper's definitions

indexident

A dent that appears on one's index finger from spending too much time on a laptop mouse pointer.

Dude! I was surfing porn for so long last night that I got indexident and wt

by the creeper November 11, 2009

fresh pressed poop

The act of squeezing recently picked up dog poop while in a plastic bag.

I picked up the dog poop using an inside out baggie and then squished it through my fingers. It was warm. I love the feeling of fresh pressed poop

by the creeper October 21, 2009

Swiss Bag

An unfortunate defect that occurs in plastic bags where the bottom isn't sealed properly and holes exist but are not apparent until actual use.

When the Swiss Bag is used to pick up dog poop while walking the dog, it becomes a Swiss Poop Bag. Should the dog walker use the Swiss Poop Bag to pick up dog poop, there is a high likelihood the dog walker will experience fresh pressed poop

by the creeper October 21, 2009

snoogans

Word used to express pleasure or agreement. Synonym of words/phrases (when used in correct context) as "sweet"; "cool"; "nice"; "awesome"; and some times "hell yes".

Example for "sweet", "cool", etc..
Girlfriend - "I'm really horny"
Boyfriend - "Snoogans"

Example for "hell yes"...
Girlfriend - "Want to have sex?"
Boyfriiend - "Snoogans"

by The Creeper September 19, 2005