The creeper's definitions

Blow Wetter

A rechargeable dildo that looks like a handheld hair care appliance.

Oh kids! That’s just my blow dryer, put that back. Later that day…. “OMG Allison can you believe my kids found my dildo. I told them it was a blow wetter.”

by the creeper May 14, 2025

Double Dog Ghosting

A retaliatory act that is taken if you've been the victim of ghosting whereby in the event the ghoster ever in the future re-attempts to communicate the original victim can ignore the ghoster and claim the double dog ghost.

I can't believe Edson ghosted me and four months later decided to hit me up for a booty call. I am totally double dog ghosting him.

by the creeper May 4, 2018

indexident

A dent that appears on one's index finger from spending too much time on a laptop mouse pointer.

Dude! I was surfing porn for so long last night that I got indexident and wt

by the creeper November 11, 2009

fresh pressed poop

The act of squeezing recently picked up dog poop while in a plastic bag.

I picked up the dog poop using an inside out baggie and then squished it through my fingers. It was warm. I love the feeling of fresh pressed poop

by the creeper October 21, 2009