The clit commander's definitions

mipe

The right testicle.

by The clit commander April 9, 2003

Queef

You dumasses its a pussy fart...

This bitch in my class queefed and blamed it on me.

by the clit commander April 9, 2003

squasm

A squirel possum that only goes out at night and eats children.

by The clit commander April 10, 2003

saftey

This is what you say when fart and you don't want to get socked in the arm.

Saftey! HAA man that stinks.

by The clit commander April 10, 2003

cock fight

When two gays guys dipute over who has the biggest and tastiest cock.

Man the fuckin cock fight was gay.. Well no shit genius.

by The clit commander April 9, 2003

camel toe

When a womens clothes are to tight and you can acutally see the pussy crater.

Damn!!! I can see your camel toe

by The clit commander April 10, 2003

kelp

it is a shit

look at that kelp

by the clit commander April 11, 2003