beat my meat on the toilet seat

When you beat your meat on the toilet seat. Exactly what it says

Beat my meat on the toilet seat, Doo da Doo da. Hands got tired so I used my feet, Doo da Doo da. I skeet skeet on the toilet seat, all the Doo da day

by The boonigan man September 16, 2017

suicidal jerk

When you beat your meat while everyone's home and forget to lock the door

Dude, I just had a suicidal jerk last weekend. It was sketchy

by The boonigan man September 16, 2017

boonigan

A group of people that go hooning in the boonies

Hey want to join the boonigan squad?

by The boonigan man September 16, 2017

being a cunt

When your being a stupid cunt.

Your being a cunt. Eat a Snickers.

by The boonigan man September 16, 2017

booning

Hooning in the boonies(country/middle of nowhere)

"Hey guys, going booning later"

by The boonigan man September 16, 2017