13 definitions by The aubergine man
by The aubergine man September 14, 2020
Porky is Ness and lucas there main enemie. Hes Also known as the king of pigs, or king P.
13 (earthbound)
Age unknown, estimated between 1,000 and 10,000 (Mother 3)
Porky grew up in onett, togheter with Ness. When they still were friends.
After Ness went on his journey to defeat giygas porky changed for the worse.
Porky first resurfaces as a high priest of the Happy gappies cult. led by the Carpainter.
Porky kidnaps Paula, with the intention of performing a human sacrifice. After the cult is disbanded, he tries to befriend Ness again, only to run off, Ness's "silent protagonist" status mistakenly gives the impression of harsh shunning, thus causing an insulted Porky to sever all ties with Ness and abandon him.
Porky finally reappears within the Cave of the Past, his skin pale and discolored, piloting an organic, spider-like machine. At this point, Porky reveals to Ness his true allegiance, taunting Ness and his companions before attacking them. Once Giygas is destroyed, Porky uses time travel to escape into another era, but not before taunting Ness one last time. His final lines of dialogue in the game come through Picky in a suspicious hate letter that says, "Come and get me, loser! Spankety spankety spankety!"
He reappears in mother 3. As the main enemie. Were he now rules over new pork city, and were he is more powerfull then ever before. He Also grow older, but besides that. Hes still a kid.
13 (earthbound)
Age unknown, estimated between 1,000 and 10,000 (Mother 3)
Porky grew up in onett, togheter with Ness. When they still were friends.
After Ness went on his journey to defeat giygas porky changed for the worse.
Porky first resurfaces as a high priest of the Happy gappies cult. led by the Carpainter.
Porky kidnaps Paula, with the intention of performing a human sacrifice. After the cult is disbanded, he tries to befriend Ness again, only to run off, Ness's "silent protagonist" status mistakenly gives the impression of harsh shunning, thus causing an insulted Porky to sever all ties with Ness and abandon him.
Porky finally reappears within the Cave of the Past, his skin pale and discolored, piloting an organic, spider-like machine. At this point, Porky reveals to Ness his true allegiance, taunting Ness and his companions before attacking them. Once Giygas is destroyed, Porky uses time travel to escape into another era, but not before taunting Ness one last time. His final lines of dialogue in the game come through Picky in a suspicious hate letter that says, "Come and get me, loser! Spankety spankety spankety!"
He reappears in mother 3. As the main enemie. Were he now rules over new pork city, and were he is more powerfull then ever before. He Also grow older, but besides that. Hes still a kid.
by The aubergine man September 14, 2020
Pear is one of the audience members from Shovelwares brain game. Known to disrupt the show to spit out his “critical” opinions.
He’s also well known for being both gay and British. As he has been seen kissing men before.
He’s also well known for being both gay and British. As he has been seen kissing men before.
1: hey, do you see Pear (SWBG) over there?
2: yeah. I saw him kiss a men earlier
1: ah. Yes, that would make sense. Pear loves kissing men after all!
2: yeah. I saw him kiss a men earlier
1: ah. Yes, that would make sense. Pear loves kissing men after all!
by The aubergine man July 12, 2023
This is the male body part of an egg, also known as there penis.
Male eggs normally do not show there massive egg dildo, as its hidden in there egg shell.
The egg dildo is a slimy dildo, a mixture between the egg itself and yolk. The yolk causes it to be able to fit inside of anything With ease,
When eggs do show there dildo, its mostly either when they are extremly horny or when they are trying to seduce other female eggs.
Once they finally start cumming, they Will squirt out yolk. Its more sticky then normal however.
The yolk gets Made more sticky when it gets transported from there own body into there partner.
Once it reaches into the female egg a baby Will soon take from inside of the female egg.
Male eggs normally do not show there massive egg dildo, as its hidden in there egg shell.
The egg dildo is a slimy dildo, a mixture between the egg itself and yolk. The yolk causes it to be able to fit inside of anything With ease,
When eggs do show there dildo, its mostly either when they are extremly horny or when they are trying to seduce other female eggs.
Once they finally start cumming, they Will squirt out yolk. Its more sticky then normal however.
The yolk gets Made more sticky when it gets transported from there own body into there partner.
Once it reaches into the female egg a baby Will soon take from inside of the female egg.
by The aubergine man September 15, 2020
This is the male body part of an egg, also known as there penis.
Male eggs normally do not show there massive egg dildo, as its hidden in there egg shell.
The egg dildo is a slimy dildo, a mixture between the egg itself and yolk. The yolk causes it to be able to fit inside of anything With ease,
When eggs do show there dildo, its mostly either when they are extremly horny or when they are trying to seduce other female eggs.
Once they finally start cumming, they Will squirt out yolk. Its more sticky then normal however.
The yolk gets Made more sticky when it gets transported from there own body into there partner.
Once it reaches into the female egg a baby Will soon take from inside of the female egg.
Male eggs normally do not show there massive egg dildo, as its hidden in there egg shell.
The egg dildo is a slimy dildo, a mixture between the egg itself and yolk. The yolk causes it to be able to fit inside of anything With ease,
When eggs do show there dildo, its mostly either when they are extremly horny or when they are trying to seduce other female eggs.
Once they finally start cumming, they Will squirt out yolk. Its more sticky then normal however.
The yolk gets Made more sticky when it gets transported from there own body into there partner.
Once it reaches into the female egg a baby Will soon take from inside of the female egg.
by The aubergine man September 14, 2020
Flumpty hugged baby flumpty
by The aubergine man September 14, 2020