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Definitions by The White Knight of the Mystical Dragon Cave

napolean dynamite 

The worst movie ever made. Period. Filled with stupid jokes and lines that teenagers can go repeat around school all day and think they're funny.
I wanted a refund after seeing Napolean Dynamite.
The insult of choice for the unemployed, internet-obsessed nerd. Generally, if you have a social life, being called something from Lord of the Rings will not have any affect on you whatsoever. The word is especially relevant in message boards for power metal bands or video games, this being where you will find the lowest, most pathetic life forms to exist on the planet, and who solely depend on their computers and the internet to have any sort of life.
Attack the troll with your mighty broadsword!
Just as a gay man says "Yay!", a nerd will say "w00t!". Yet the majority of nerds are gay, so there lies another mystery.
W00t! I pwnz0red ur bu77h0l3 s1lly!

git r done 

Redneck term now used by anyone who wants to follow the trend of being a 'cowboy' or being a 'redneck' themselves. Who wants to sound like an inbred, white trash hick?

bay area 

Home of the greatest thrash metal to ever exist. Bands like Metallica, Testament, Exodus, Vio-Lence, and Sadus, who played the fastest, most aggressive music known to mankind.
Bay Area Thrash is more metal than your mom.

nevermore 

see Everbore i.e. band that makes boring music but has a fanbase who is obsessed with flashy guitar solos and Albino men groaning about the government's plots against us.
That Nevermore album helps me get to sleep.

power metal 

Metal for the Dungeons and Dragons playing nerds who need something to inspire them after getting beaten up at school everday.
Power metal would have some relevance if ogres and dragons actually existed.