The Unintelligent Librarian's definitions

blargicide

The feeling of being bored to death by a conversation that you may or may not be involved in, in result you fall asleep until the conversation is over.

"Hey what happened to Steve?" "Harry, look at him, you made him commit blargicide with your endless story.."
"You're going to make me commit blargicide, quit talking like a robot!"
"Look at Carol, the teacher made her commit blargicide, i bet she will only wake up when the bell rings for lunch."

by The Unintelligent Librarian April 20, 2018

White Beard

This term is used for people who have spent 9 years or more on the internet, knowing so many things about the internet, one could say they might have created it. Senior programmers also count as White Beards in some cases.

"our Grey Beard has become a White Beard."
"make way for the White beard!"

by The Unintelligent Librarian August 27, 2019

Grey Beard

This term is used for people who have more than 3 years and less than 8 years of experience to be known as a White Beard

"our Brown Beard is now a Grey Beard!"

by The Unintelligent Librarian August 27, 2019

Life-line

In most cases, its the one chance (most likely the last) to get something done right. if it is done right, it becomes known as a miracle.

1 - > This is my life-line right now, i've already screwed up by cheating on her twice.
< God damnit Jeffrey!!

2 - I hope there is one more exam before the finals. it would be my lifeline to pass the schoolyear.

by The Unintelligent Librarian February 7, 2019

Brown Beard

When someone is new to the internet, roughly from 1 second to 3 years, for them to learn the ropes and how the internet works. After 3 years on the internet, a Brown beard would become a Grey Beard.

..It's usually your grandparents who would fit in this bracket

"We got ourselves a new Brown Beard!"

by The Unintelligent Librarian August 27, 2019

gospel

When someone speaks the truth, and you can't even argue about it.

"You see this song here? If Everyone Cared by Nickelback, this is the Gospel that people need to hear"

by The Unintelligent Librarian April 20, 2018

Memeify

The art of mummification on something or someone, but with memes.

"I can't believe they memeified Shrek in 2013."
"I'm gonna memeify your picture from the party yesterday, don't mind me."
"If you don't stop, i will memeify everything you ever loved."

by The Unintelligent Librarian October 30, 2017