The Unintelligent Librarian's definitions

Life-line

In most cases, its the one chance (most likely the last) to get something done right. if it is done right, it becomes known as a miracle.

1 - > This is my life-line right now, i've already screwed up by cheating on her twice.
< God damnit Jeffrey!!

2 - I hope there is one more exam before the finals. it would be my lifeline to pass the schoolyear.

by The Unintelligent Librarian February 7, 2019

White Beard

This term is used for people who have spent 9 years or more on the internet, knowing so many things about the internet, one could say they might have created it. Senior programmers also count as White Beards in some cases.

"our Grey Beard has become a White Beard."
"make way for the White beard!"

by The Unintelligent Librarian August 27, 2019

blargicide

The feeling of being bored to death by a conversation that you may or may not be involved in, in result you fall asleep until the conversation is over.

"Hey what happened to Steve?" "Harry, look at him, you made him commit blargicide with your endless story.."
"You're going to make me commit blargicide, quit talking like a robot!"
"Look at Carol, the teacher made her commit blargicide, i bet she will only wake up when the bell rings for lunch."

by The Unintelligent Librarian April 20, 2018

Baked like a soufflé

When being Baked like a cake isn't good enough for you, you take a massive breath of weed and exhale after a couple seconds while ringing a service bell to inform people people that you are above and beyond being Baked like a cake

"Sheeeeez dude, i am-- i am baked l-like a soufflé"
"Hey did you see Trevor?" "Nah he's at home getting baked like a soufflé"
"Is Stacy good to drvive us home?" "No man, she's in the bathroom baked like a soufflé"

by The Unintelligent Librarian April 20, 2018

Grey Beard

This term is used for people who have more than 3 years and less than 8 years of experience to be known as a White Beard

"our Brown Beard is now a Grey Beard!"

by The Unintelligent Librarian August 27, 2019

Sheiking

1 - a term inspired by The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, when it turns out that the guy is actually a girl

2 - In most cases, it is when a girl disguises herself as a man to avoid getting hit on by straight individuals.

1 - "That guy was a girl! She was sheiking me, dude!"
2 - "Amanda is sheiking hardcore to avoid getting hit on."

by The Unintelligent Librarian November 24, 2018

Fascisting

when you are fisting (or screwing (or fucking)) people over in a fascist manner.

"Dude, did you just fascist me?"

"We are about to be fascisting these people over in Monopoly"

by The Unintelligent Librarian November 26, 2018