by The Unintelligent Librarian November 27, 2018
In most cases, its the one chance (most likely the last) to get something done right. if it is done right, it becomes known as a miracle.
1 - > This is my life-line right now, i've already screwed up by cheating on her twice.
< God damnit Jeffrey!!
2 - I hope there is one more exam before the finals. it would be my lifeline to pass the schoolyear.
< God damnit Jeffrey!!
2 - I hope there is one more exam before the finals. it would be my lifeline to pass the schoolyear.
by The Unintelligent Librarian February 07, 2019
1 - a term inspired by The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, when it turns out that the guy is actually a girl
2 - In most cases, it is when a girl disguises herself as a man to avoid getting hit on by straight individuals.
2 - In most cases, it is when a girl disguises herself as a man to avoid getting hit on by straight individuals.
1 - "That guy was a girl! She was sheiking me, dude!"
2 - "Amanda is sheiking hardcore to avoid getting hit on."
2 - "Amanda is sheiking hardcore to avoid getting hit on."
by The Unintelligent Librarian November 25, 2018
1 - And no mere mortal can resist the pleasure of the Transylvania Top.
2 - Robert: I was given a Transylvania Top last night.
Chad: Who gave you that?
Robert: Some goth girl i met last night. she could have been a vampire, but i don't know..
2 - Robert: I was given a Transylvania Top last night.
Chad: Who gave you that?
Robert: Some goth girl i met last night. she could have been a vampire, but i don't know..
by The Unintelligent Librarian November 27, 2019
When being Baked like a cake isn't good enough for you, you take a massive breath of weed and exhale after a couple seconds while ringing a service bell to inform people people that you are above and beyond being Baked like a cake
"Sheeeeez dude, i am-- i am baked l-like a soufflé"
"Hey did you see Trevor?" "Nah he's at home getting baked like a soufflé"
"Is Stacy good to drvive us home?" "No man, she's in the bathroom baked like a soufflé"
"Hey did you see Trevor?" "Nah he's at home getting baked like a soufflé"
"Is Stacy good to drvive us home?" "No man, she's in the bathroom baked like a soufflé"
by The Unintelligent Librarian November 07, 2017
The feeling of being bored to death by a conversation that you may or may not be involved in, in result you fall asleep until the conversation is over.
"Hey what happened to Steve?" "Harry, look at him, you made him commit blargicide with your endless story.."
"You're going to make me commit blargicide, quit talking like a robot!"
"Look at Carol, the teacher made her commit blargicide, i bet she will only wake up when the bell rings for lunch."
"You're going to make me commit blargicide, quit talking like a robot!"
"Look at Carol, the teacher made her commit blargicide, i bet she will only wake up when the bell rings for lunch."
by The Unintelligent Librarian November 07, 2017
When someone is new to the internet, roughly from 1 second to 3 years, for them to learn the ropes and how the internet works. After 3 years on the internet, a Brown beard would become a Grey Beard.
..It's usually your grandparents who would fit in this bracket
..It's usually your grandparents who would fit in this bracket
by The Unintelligent Librarian August 28, 2019