The Ultimate Subby's definitions

Pokéholm Syndrome

According to the Fandom DSM, Pokéholm Syndrome is a condition where Pokémon fans will undergo violent temper tantrums and mental breakdowns if someone near them criticizes anything about the Pokémon series. Symptoms: *Delusional Thinking | *Unable to differentiate effortful products from slapdash products if all are made by Game Freak specifically | *Temporary shutdown of the prefrontal cortex when seeing anything Pokémon related | *Dysfunctional limbic system that is unable to process negative emotions when the patient experiences anything Pokémon related | *Excessive amygdalal activity when the Pokémon franchise is criticized | *Maladapted Pattern Recognition that falsely presumes "Pokémon fans are never happy" in spite of the patient being a Pokémon fan, usually as a response to any criticism | *Parasocial attachment to the Game Freak company alongside unconditional defense of said company, one similar to a pattern usually detected in maternal behavior towards one's own infant. | Treatment: Exposure Therapy, Cognitive-Behavioral Therapy, Tactile Botany (Colloquially known as 'touching grass').

Exhibit A of Pokéholm Syndrome -

Jacob: Yo this new Pokémon game looks so PEAK! *Insert worst graphics & animations known to humanity at the cost of $XXX.XX here*
John: That looks like an NES Game...
Jacob: Bro Pokémon fans are NEVER happy smh.

by The Ultimate Subby September 14, 2025

Three-domme

A sexual act where one man lies bound on the bed flat, with one woman riding his face, another riding his penis, and the third fisting his prostate. Highly-stimulating. May require communication unless muffled 'mm-hmms' count as consent.

Jim: Dude, my girlfriend and her friends performed a Three-domme on me last night. I almost passed out!
Bill: Three-domme?
Jim: As in, 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘴
Bill: 𝘒𝘪𝘯𝘬𝘺

by The Ultimate Subby July 31, 2025

Femdom Facial

When the dominant woman ejaculates or 'squirts' discharge on a submissive's face, giving them a 'Femdom Facial'--a marking of territory, if you will ;)

Kevin: *sniff sniff* Dude, why does your face smell like that?

Liam: Uhhh....
Kevin: Let me guess, she gave you a facial?
Liam: Yeah...a Femdom Facial. Why are you sniffing my face anyway?
Kevin: ...It's what homies do.

by The Ultimate Subby July 31, 2025