Definitions by The Three Muskateers

swigfiend 

Someone who likes to swig and attend swigfests.

He is a total swigfiend.

swigfiend by the Three Muskateers December 28, 2009

swigfest 

A festival-like event involving the consumption of copious amounts of alcohol. Usually attended by some swigfiends.

It was a total swigfest man.

swigfest by The Three Muskateers December 28, 2009

Snore Wizard 

A term used to describe a person who is boring enough that they make you snore.

"He is a snorewizard". "She is a snore wizard". "They are a bunch of snore wizards". For example: Cliff Richard, Carol Smiley, Jules Oliver, Jane MacDonald, Leona Lewis, Andy Murray, Bruce Forsyth, Bonnie Tyler, Claire Sweeney, Ben from Eastenders (Phil's son), Gordon Brown.

Snore Wizard by The Three Muskateers December 28, 2009