The Squid 's definitions

Big Jonson

A bastardization of penis.

MARY: You have the best Big Jonson.
BOB: Why, thank you!

by The Squid March 20, 2003

parents

The leaders of a france.

(see FRANCE for more info.)

My parents are the biggest france leaders around!

by The Squid March 20, 2003

Sausage Ho'fucker

A female prostitute who was, unfortunately, born with a dick.

You stupid Sausage Ho'fucker!

by The Squid March 20, 2003

Textbook Kid

A kid that looks as awkward as one that you might find in an educational textbook

Look at Kevin and his weird smile; he is a textbook kid!

by The Squid October 11, 2016