Definitions by The Rom

penk 

The dust that accumulates between the keys on a computer keyboard.

I had to vacuum all the penk out of my keyboard last week. It was ass-nasty.

penk by The Rom February 21, 2004

webster's 

A real dictionary with real definitions. Indescribably boring. Still not as popular as the Bible or the Beatles.

John Lennon never said "We're bigger than Webster's"

webster's by The Rom September 3, 2003

Emory University

a college where lots of skinny brunettes walk around talking on cell phones and where the annual budget for tulips would make Ivana Trump blush

Emory University, the Harvard of the south, has way too many girls from Long Island.

Emory University by The Rom September 1, 2003