The Return of Light joker 's definitions

have it both ways

to profit from two positions that are polar opposites

Contrary to popular belief, the powers that be can't have it both ways with drug laws.

by The Return of Light Joker September 28, 2011

Indy 500

the Indianapolis 500, an annual car race

Rather than take the time to get to the Indy 500 just to see it we just went to see a movie.

by The Return of Light Joker April 11, 2010

under fire

being criticized for something

The Senator is under fire for saying that the protesters should be charged with treason.

by The Return of Light Joker April 29, 2009

Uh Oh Oreo

1. the former name used for a golden chocolate cream Oreo, changed after 2006

2. a white person who imitates the values and behaviors of inner city Black people

Did you snitch my last Uh Oh Oreo.

by The Return of Light Joker March 20, 2008

have a chip on your shoulder

to be touchy, to be easily provoked (During the 19th century, a person in the united states would challenge others to a fight by placing a wooden chip on his/her shoulder and daring them to knock it off, and if the other person did so, the fight was on.)

Man, You sure do have a chip on your shoulder today.

by The Return of Light Joker October 16, 2008

fix someone's wagon

to punish someone by striking or hitting them

I'll fix that bastard's wagon in the end. (example of fix someone's wagon)

by The Return of Light Joker June 10, 2012

media hacking

unusual or innovative uses of electronic media to maximize the number of people who a message is conveyed to a once

Media hacking bores me to death.

by The Return of Light Joker July 17, 2010