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5-second rule

the belief that if one picks up food quickly after they drop it it is still good.
He choose to follow the 5-second rule despite the dubious way in which the floor was cleaned.
by The Return of Light Joker January 14, 2008
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black eye

a bruise surrounding the eye and/or on the eyelid due to a blow to the face
He has a black eye from his encounter with the street punks.
by The Return of Light Joker February 18, 2009
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iron

1. a pistol or other firearm

2. the weights used by weightlifters
The guy had an iron and he paid the price for misusing it.
by The Return of Light Joker February 9, 2008
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That's all she wrote

used to indicate the abrupt termination of something
They kicked his ass. That's all she wrote.
by The Return of Light Joker March 10, 2009
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boiler room

a site of illegal operation, especially the telephone sales of goods or services by charlatans
The shitheads in the boiler room were finally caught.
by The Return of Light Joker September 4, 2009
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kludge

1. a patch or fix in a computer program, especially a clumsy one

2. to fix a computer program
The way things work with that system is a kludge.
by The Return of Light Joker October 1, 2010
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intexticated

distracted by texting on a cellphone, especially when one is driving a motor vehicle
He was intexticated in the worst possible place.
by The Return of Light Joker July 25, 2011
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