The Return of Light joker's definitions

5-second rule

the belief that if one picks up food quickly after they drop it it is still good.

He choose to follow the 5-second rule despite the dubious way in which the floor was cleaned.

by The Return of Light Joker January 14, 2008

black eye

a bruise surrounding the eye and/or on the eyelid due to a blow to the face

He has a black eye from his encounter with the street punks.

by The Return of Light Joker February 18, 2009

iron

1. a pistol or other firearm

2. the weights used by weightlifters

The guy had an iron and he paid the price for misusing it.

by The Return of Light Joker February 9, 2008

That's all she wrote

used to indicate the abrupt termination of something

They kicked his ass. That's all she wrote.

by The Return of Light Joker March 10, 2009

boiler room

a site of illegal operation, especially the telephone sales of goods or services by charlatans

The shitheads in the boiler room were finally caught.

by The Return of Light Joker September 4, 2009

kludge

1. a patch or fix in a computer program, especially a clumsy one

2. to fix a computer program

The way things work with that system is a kludge.

by The Return of Light Joker October 1, 2010

intexticated

distracted by texting on a cellphone, especially when one is driving a motor vehicle

He was intexticated in the worst possible place.

by The Return of Light Joker July 25, 2011