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intexticated

distracted by texting on a cellphone, especially when one is driving a motor vehicle
He was intexticated in the worst possible place.
by The Return of Light Joker July 25, 2011
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gym candy

steroid drugs illegally used to enhance performance
He had a reputation for using gym candy to bulk up.
by The Return of Light Joker July 13, 2011
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widow-maker

something dangerous or lethal (such as a falling bough or dead tree)
That storm was widow-maker.
by The Return of Light Joker June 23, 2009
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low-res

inferior, of poor quality (from low resolution)
Drop this low-res plan.
by The Return of Light Joker August 19, 2009
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retail therapy

shopping with the purpose of boosting one's mood
I don't get a mood boost from shopping, so retail therapy isn't even an option.
by The Return of Light Joker July 19, 2010
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lady of the night

a prostitute, a woman who has sex for money
When I learned that she was a lady of the night I thought I was going to vomit.
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90 day wonder

a newly commissioned graduate of OCS or DCP
by The Return of Light Joker December 31, 2009
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