The Return of Light joker's definitions

jorts

knee length denim shorts, jean shorts

Jorts are a summer garment. If you wear them in cold places during the winter you are obviously not thinking about keeping warm.

by The Return of Light Joker December 24, 2008

carpet-bomb

to mount a destructive assault or opposition

They tried to carpet-bomb the senator for his alleged scheme but made no progress.

by The Return of Light Joker December 26, 2008

kill for

to go to great lengths to get something

I'll bet he would kill for a little break from work.

by The Return of Light Joker December 27, 2008

eat humble pie

to apologize for and face humiliation for a serious error

It was the governments turn to eat humble pie.

by The Return of Light Joker December 29, 2008

goose

1.a rough, rude prod in the anus, (often done as a coarse prank)

2. to roughly and rudely prod someone in the anus

He regretted trying to goose his sister when she tried to involve the courts.

by The Return of Light Joker December 31, 2008

Irish twins

two people born less than 12 months apart (from the stereotype that Irish Catholics have many children)

They ended up with Irish twins and shortly after, decided they would be better off with a larger house.

by The Return of Light joker January 1, 2009

nightcap

a alcoholic drink taken just before bedtime

I don't need a nightcap to get to sleep.

by The Return of Light Joker January 2, 2009