suicide blonde

A woman who has hair that is dyed crudely or unprofessionally (From the notion that it is dyed by her own hand)
My Next door neighbor is a suicide blonde.
by The Return of Light Joker April 09, 2008
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Jersey lightning

applejack, a brandy made by distilling hard apple cider (from the fact that the distilleries that produce it are in New Jersey)
a shot of Jersey lightning, let alone plain old brandy, is enough to make me sick.
by The Return of Light Joker October 26, 2010
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flu

Ugh, I feel so sick. I think it must be the flu.
by The Return of Light Joker September 28, 2007
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flag waver


1. a very patriotic person

2. a work of fiction with a patriotic overtone
I am not a flag waver, but I think my country has improved in some aspects.
by The Return of Light Joker December 17, 2007
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buy the farm

They knew that if their father were to buy the farm they would have to sell the farm.
by The Return of Light Joker July 04, 2011
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bee in one's bonnet

a particular notion, especially a fantastic or eccentric one
I think he had a bee in his bonnet about the party (example of bee in one's bonnet)
by The Return of Light Joker September 06, 2010
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kick ass and take names

to behave roughly and violently (from the image of an overly punitive authority figure in the military or police
All he wanted to do with his position was kick ass and take names.
by The Return of Light Joker December 18, 2007
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