The Return of Light Joker 's definitions

cottage cheese thighs

fat thighs, flabby and heavy thighs

Cottage cheese thighs are not trivial when you think about how much fat, cholesterol, and blood sugar the person posessing them has.

by The Return of Light Joker October 14, 2007

jaywalk

to walk into the street at the wrong place while motor vehicles are crossing it

If you jaywalk, you are probably oblivious to the risk of serious injury.

by The Return of Light Joker November 1, 2008

breathing

alive despite risk or adversity

back then anyone who was breathing had to join the military despite their economic hardship.

by The Return of Light Joker October 21, 2011

soft soap

persuasion by blatant flattering

Don't give me that soft soap. I will not change my mind. I am determined to stand by my own beliefs.

by The Return of Light Joker November 2, 2011

jean cleavage

the exposure of the top of a man's gluteal cleft

There are now T-shirts that prevent jean cleavage available.

by The Return of Light Joker September 8, 2011

baby bump

the bulge in the abdomen of a pregnant woman

Her baby bump was increasingly prominent in recent photos.

by The Return of Light Joker June 10, 2011

If the shoe fits, wear it

if the statement applies to you, admit it or do something about it

You are ignoring all the facts. If the shoe fits, wear it.

by The Return of Light Joker March 23, 2008