egg

1. to throw eggs at

2. a person

According to a news story from a few weeks ago a Russian man has told some youths "go ahead, egg my Hummer".

by The Return of Light Joker January 13, 2008

lapdog

a flattering subservient, eager sycophant

He's no oil industry Lapdog, believe me.

by The Return of Light Joker May 11, 2011

tie-in

1. something sold because something else is sold

2. a connection

Unfortunately, it seems like every game that is availible for rent at blockbuster is a movie tie-in.

by The Return Of Light Joker November 28, 2007

If I had a dime for every time

the indicated event occurs very frequently

If I had a dime for every time I heard that cat growl, I could buy my own orchard.

by The Return of Light Joker January 20, 2008

pity party

expressing how sorry one feels for oneself in front of friends or family

Do you always have to have such a pity party when you make a mistake.

by The Return of Light Joker July 19, 2010

Oklahoma credit card

a tube used to siphon gasoline in order to steal it

An Oklahoma credit card was left attached to the tank, which not only left a link to the culprit, but created a hazard as well.

by The Return of Light Joker August 17, 2011

trump card

something used to gain an advantage, sometimes a dishonest one

His trump card is redirecting you from hot button issues.

by The Return of Light Joker July 21, 2010