The Return of Light Joker 's definitions

jizz-rag

1. a cloth or rag used to clean up semen

2. a foolish, contemptible person

Don't try to guilt trip me you jizz-rag.

by The Return of Light Joker April 20, 2012

taint

the perineum, the space between the genitals and the anus an the muscles that lie underneath

"Let me tell you, my taint was sore after taking a such a long walk in the hot humid weather".

by The Return of Light Joker March 30, 2010

muzak

1. bland pre-recorded background music heard in elevators and other public places

2. any uninteresting music

I hate that muzak in the office.

by The Return of Light Joker March 25, 2009

franken-

a combined word meaning genetically engineered or unnaturally produced

Most ordinary people want to tell Monsanto to take their franken-beets and shove 'em. (example of franken-)

by The Return of Light Joker October 25, 2011

moonlight

to work at a second job in the evening or night

If he did moonlight he'd have more money than energy.

by The Return of Light Joker June 17, 2010

vinyl

1. a phonographic record(also applied to the plural use)

2. a song recorded on a phonographic record

(from the material the records were made of)

Vinyl records are no longer used by most ordinary people, but are still common among DJs.

by The Return of Light Joker January 9, 2008

mellow-yellow

1. the putative use of the inside of a banana peel as a halucinagenic drug (a 1960's hoax that became connected with an urban legend about a song of a similar name after the debut of the said song, and susequently spawned more hoaxes, sense 2 is likely also linked to the song)

2. Lysergic acid diethylamide, a hallucinogenic drug

3. a five milligram tablet of valium (from the yellow color of the tablet)

I wouldn't waste my time with mellow-yellow if I were you.

by The Return of Light Joker April 5, 2011