cover one's ass

to protect oneself or one's interests in anticipation of a hazard
Cover your ass. It ain't pretty ahead.(example of cover one's ass)
by The Return of Light Joker July 20, 2010
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Push your luck

to take additional risks when things are going well
Dubya didn't remember what happens when you push your luck and as a result his popularity plummeted after he announced his idea about fighting terror.
by The Return of Light Joker April 07, 2008
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a very good time(from the the name of a toy consisting of a plastic barrel filled with flat plastic monkeys that can be hung by each others curved arms)
That dance was more fun than a barrel of monkeys
by The Return of Light Joker November 18, 2007
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waffle

1. to change one's position on a political issue

2. to speak or behave in an evasive manner

3. to viciously trample
Why do you always waffle when we bring the topic up?
by The Return of Light Joker March 07, 2008
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paste

1. to hit, to strike

2. to defeat decisively

3. semen
Some punk tried to paste me from behind but I spun around and caught his hand before he could act.
by The Return of Light Joker April 17, 2010
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yowzah

by The Return of Light Joker October 17, 2008
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brat

1. a child, usually a obnoxious or troublesome one

2. a bratwurst
by The Return of Light Joker October 22, 2007
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