paste

1. to hit, to strike

2. to defeat decisively

3. semen

Some punk tried to paste me from behind but I spun around and caught his hand before he could act.

by The Return of Light Joker April 17, 2010

You're the doctor

I defer to your authority

A:I think it is not worth the trouble of
fixing.

B: You're the doctor

by The Return of Light Joker March 02, 2009

salty

coarse and provocative (said of language)

You friends are always using such salty words.

by The Return of Light Joker March 06, 2009

hunky

1. a person of Eastern European origin

2. sexually attractive, especially in a muscular way (generally used by women to describe men)

Some hunky bastard nearly ran me off the road, and rather than apologizing he gave me the finger.

by The Return of Light Joker November 15, 2010

loop legged

alcohol intoxicated, drunk

I suspected he was a little loop legged when he stumbled out of the stall.

by The return of Light Joker September 27, 2010

one for the books

Something amazing or remarkable

That speech was one for the books.

by The Return of Light Joker July 07, 2009

Manhattan eel

a condom, especially a discarded one (because they are often seen floating in the New York Harbor)

There was a Manhattan eel everywhere you looked.

by The Return of Light Joker February 07, 2008