The Return of Light Joker's definitions

paperweight

1.a useless or broken piece of equipment, especially electronic equipment

2. a serious student

The printer turned out to be a paperweight.

by The return of Light Joker January 21, 2011

buzzworthy

worthy of popular attention

This wannabe statesman is not buzzworthy. He is purely an attention whore.

by THe Return of Light Joker October 3, 2010

fuck the dog

1. to waste time doing nothing

2. to make a severe mistake

Don't just stand there and fuck the dog, get going.

by The Return of Light Joker March 17, 2008

rain or shine

regardless of circumstances

You will find them in the hills rain or shine.

by The Return of Light Joker April 12, 2010

cold cash

verifiable and genuine money (from the notion that coins are cold and hard)

I don't think cold cash is going to be enough to persuade him.

by The Return of Light Joker February 2, 2009

pizzazz

1. energy, vigor

2. style, flair

The interfaith service was lacking in pizzazz.

by The Return of Light Joker March 12, 2012

picky

overly selective(including over small details as well a obvious things)

Don't be so picky about it just go with the flow.

by The Return of Light Joker October 23, 2008