paperweight

1.a useless or broken piece of equipment, especially electronic equipment

2. a serious student
by The return of Light Joker January 21, 2011
mugGet the paperweightmug.

black eye

a bruise surrounding the eye and/or on the eyelid due to a blow to the face
He has a black eye from his encounter with the street punks.
by The Return of Light Joker February 18, 2009
mugGet the black eyemug.

iron

1. a pistol or other firearm

2. the weights used by weightlifters
The guy had an iron and he paid the price for misusing it.
by The Return of Light Joker February 09, 2008
mugGet the ironmug.

zilch

nothing, having a value of nothing, zero
That truck is worth zilch.
by The Return of Light Joker June 28, 2009
mugGet the zilchmug.

crack down

1. to enforce the laws or rules more vigorously

2. to make punishments for a crime or violation more severe

3. an instance of sense 1 of 2
The crack down on drug abuse means that fewer addictions will occur.
by The Return of Light Joker February 15, 2008
mugGet the crack downmug.

.44

a .44 magnum revolver, a handgun popularized by movies and video games
Oh shit, he's got a .44 on his belt.
by The Return of Light Joker February 29, 2008
mugGet the .44mug.