The Return of Light Joker's definitions

peel

1. to undress

2. to steal a motor vehicle

3. to leave

don't peel in front of me like that.

by The Return of Light Joker March 13, 2009

jelly-on-springs

bouncing or quivering female breasts and/or buttocks

She was a bit nervous about her jelly-on-springs getting unwanted attention.

by The Return of Light Joker May 20, 2010

nag

1. to complain

2. an old, worn, and useless horse

3. a person who complains

Don't nag over stuff like that, it only makes me feel more like putting it off.

by The Return of Light Joker November 21, 2009

flu

influenza (almost standard English)

Ugh, I feel so sick. I think it must be the flu.

by The Return of Light Joker October 11, 2007

Chicago typewriter

a thompson submachine gun (from the similarity of the sound of it's firing to that of a typewriter)

The robber was armed with a Chicago typewriter and wore a green suit.

by The Return of Light Joker October 17, 2007

110%

an exertion beyond what is normally possible

In order to show I was serious about making things right, I gave 110% to earn recognition for my understanding of language.

by The Return of Light Joker October 3, 2011

pull teeth

to do something in the most difficult way

He just has to pull teeth to complete his work.

by The Return of Light Joker May 5, 2009