hand bra

when a nude woman poses for a photograph while covering her nipples and/or breasts with her hands

The tried to get a shot with a hand bra but she could not hold still.

by The Return of Light Joker April 30, 2010

ghost turd

a clump of dust or lint found in large numbers under furniture

There was that one ghost turd that behind the wheel that the boys miss when clearing the space under the bed.

by The Return of Light Joker October 31, 2011

net

the internet, the world wide web

The net would not be the same without search engines.

by The Return of Light Joker January 19, 2008

crazy quilt

a confused or jumbled array of things, practices, etc (from another term for a patchwork bed quilt)

The crazy quilt that came from the efforts of the uninformed employees motivated dad to get the position of manager so he could shape a coherent and effective policy of which applicants got hired.

by The Return of Light Joker January 09, 2010

tank top

a sleevless woman's shirt with a wide space between the straps

Where did you get that tank top?

by The Return of Light Joker October 08, 2007

house-cleaning

a reorganization of a business, government entity, or organization, especially with presumed intention of dismissing dishonest or incompetent officials/employees

They talk about a house-cleaning, yet they barely took any action.

by The Return of Light Joker October 07, 2010

Rocking horse shit

something rare or nonexistant (because, a roecking horse does not generate maure)

The Pictures of the encounter with the storm were like rocking horse shit.

by The Return of Light Joker April 30, 2011