lip service

1. empty talk, speech that the speaker will not likely act upon

2. oral sex, especially cunnilingus

He gave lip service to the idea of socialized medicine but did not tell the government about his thoughts on the matter.

by The Return of Light Joker January 18, 2009

impaired

alcohol intoxicated, drunk

I think you are becoming impaired faster than you realize.

by The Return of Light Joker January 16, 2012

90 day wonder

a newly commissioned graduate of OCS or DCP

Not another 90 day wonder.

by The Return of Light Joker December 31, 2009

3/4 pants

pants that are longer than shorts but shorter than long pants

It was like he was wearing 3/4 pants in the middle of winter.

by The Return of Light Joker October 14, 2008

lady of the night

a prostitute, a woman who has sex for money

When I learned that she was a lady of the night I thought I was going to vomit.

by The Return of Light Joker July 04, 2008

the pits

a place or situation that is lousy, boring, loathsome etc (from armpits)

That store is the pits.

by The Return of Light Joker January 08, 2008

jump ship

to leave one's job, especially out of concern (from the image of passengers abandoning a sinking ship)

He almost had an urge to jump ship when he got in trouble something that was once trivial.

by The Return of Light Joker April 16, 2010