The Return of Light Joker's definitions

canary

1. a popular female musician

2. an informer(because a canary sings)

That canary won't shut up after what happened yesterday.

by The Return of Light Joker March 7, 2009

scum

1. semen

2. any thick gunk

3. a despicable person

There was scum everywhere.

by The Return of Light Joker March 13, 2008

dangle

1. to be hanged

2. the male genitals, especially the penis

I can't believe he wanted to dangle over having a small dangle.

by The Return of Light Joker January 3, 2011

keep on a short leash

to keep someone under close control.

They better keep that bastard on a short leash from now on. (example of keep on a short leash)

by The Return of Light Joker January 25, 2011

Vegetable garden

A place where comatose patients are kept.

He was lucky to come out of the Vegetable garden alive.

by The Return of Light Joker April 25, 2010

visiting fireman

an important person who often gets special treatment, such as someone who is visiting to observe the workplace

A visiting fireman passed through town today.

by The Return of Light Joker October 2, 2009

one horse town

a small or insignificant town

Lets leave this one horse town in the dust.

by The Return of Light Joker December 22, 2007