The Return of Light Joker's definitions

perv

1. a person who displays behavior suggesting a sexual obsession

2. a person with unconventional sexual tastes

3. to stare at in a lewd manner

Go away you perv

by The Return of Light Joker February 13, 2009

have a heart of gold

to be kind, caring and free of malice

His boss turned out to have a heart of gold in the end.

by The Return of Light Joker February 14, 2009

Neg

no, negative (an abbreviation)

A: can you make it tomorrow.

B: Neg I have to help clean the truck.

by The Return of Light Joker February 15, 2009

bathtub gin

liquor made in one's own home (because during prohibition they filled the favored bottles at the bathtub instead of the kitchen sink, can be applied to more than gin)

I wouldn't be caught dead drinking that bathtub gin.

by The Return of Light Joker February 16, 2009

dead ringer

1. a person or thing that looks exactly like anther person or thing

2. an exact duplicate

That bear is a dead ringer of the one that was found in the pool.

by The Return of Light Joker February 17, 2009

3 dollar bill

something obviously false, something fake (from the fact that there are no three dollar bills)

This jewel is a 3 dollar bill.

by The Return of Light Joker February 18, 2009

straw boss

a worker who serves as a supervisor of other workers

If you don't want to be a straw boss than get a different job.

by The Return of Light Joker February 19, 2009