The Return of LIght Joker's definitions

90 day wonder

a newly commissioned graduate of OCS or DCP

Not another 90 day wonder.

by The Return of Light Joker December 31, 2009

oyster

1. a glob of phlem

2. a blob of semen

3. the female genitals

(from the fact that these things are often slimy like an oyster)

an oyster sat on the middle of sidewalk, much to their disgust.

by The Return of Light Joker January 1, 2010

DMZ

an area that is now peaceful but could become the sight of violence (from Demilitarized zone, the term form the area where a war was fought, used since the end of the Korean war. violence is often legally prohibited by an agreement in such frontiers or boundaries to promote peace and reduce the chance that the war could restart)

I was halfway through the DMZ when that weirdo showed up and asked for directions.

by The Return of Light Joker January 3, 2010

free fall

an uncontrolled decrease or decline

With seemingly every situation around the world in free fall, people seem to be in lowers spirits than ever.

by The Return of Light Joker January 6, 2010

love glove

a sheath of latex worn by a man during sex, a condom

That love glove in the dumpster gave away the fact that it was a cat house.

by The Return of Light joker January 7, 2010

mum's the word

keep quiet about it (possibly from the sound one makes when trying to speak with closed lips, Attributed to William Shakespeare)

Remember, until further notice, mum's the word.

by The Return of Light Joker January 9, 2010

crazy quilt

a confused or jumbled array of things, practices, etc (from another term for a patchwork bed quilt)

The crazy quilt that came from the efforts of the uninformed employees motivated dad to get the position of manager so he could shape a coherent and effective policy of which applicants got hired.

by The Return of Light Joker January 9, 2010