hot and bothered

1. aroused, especially sexually

2. angry, indignant, irritated

That really made him hot and bothered. Hope he doesn't do anything stupid.

by The Return of Light Joker September 27, 2009

stat whore

a person who uses unscrupulous means to raise their stats in a computer/video game

This guy is a complete stat whore.

by The return of Light Joker June 01, 2010

guesstimate

an approximation based on calculation

Before you guesstimate, do a little more research on the subject.

by The Return of Light Joker May 24, 2010

Taffy

1. (pejorative) a Welshman

2. alprazolam, a benzodiazapine drug (from the brand name tafil)

As soon as someone came along and called him Taffy he logged off.

by The Return of Light Joker August 02, 2011

improper fraction

a person whose chest is much larger than their abdomen (from a term for a fraction where the numerator is greater than the denominator)

Only after her plastic surgery did she realize that she had become an improper fraction.

by The Return of Light Joker September 14, 2011

hold the purse strings

to be in control of finances, to be responsible for spending money

They say they are ready to hold the purse strings but they have not shown that they can handle them any better than the current people.

by The Return of Light Joker June 13, 2011

jiggle bar

a rumble strip, a strip of road with grooves that sends vibrations into the car to reach the driver and inform them that they are on the edge of the road or lane

you're hitting the jiggle bar again.

by The Return of Light Joker November 03, 2008