The Return Of Light Joker's definitions

5 o'clock shadow

the facial hair that comes late in the day when a man has shaved earlier

Naturally he had a 5 o'clock shadow again.

by The Return of Light Joker April 16, 2008

maypole

the penis (from the term for a pole erected during May day)

Her boyfriend claimed to have a maypole that a porn-star would envy, until they first had sex.

by The Return of Light Joker September 29, 2010

improper fraction

a person whose chest is much larger than their abdomen (from a term for a fraction where the numerator is greater than the denominator)

Only after her plastic surgery did she realize that she had become an improper fraction.

by The Return of Light Joker September 13, 2011

Kick the tires

to make a quick, superficial inspection of something

Just before I stated to kick the tires a loud scream was uttered by someone in the building.

by The Return of Light Joker April 19, 2009

glass jaw

1.sensitivity to criticism, especially of a defamatory sort (from sense 2)

2. the inability of the chin of a boxer or other martial artist to withstand direct hits

Why is it than a verifiable dictator always seems to have a glass jaw?

by The Return of Light Joker March 12, 2011

in your dreams

used to refer to something that is desired by the speaker or the person spoken to but is unlikely to happen

I would make you an awesome video game in your dreams.

by The Return of Light Joker November 4, 2011

water rat

a ruffian who who can be seen around the waterfront

If you hang around with that water rat too much and you'll wind up in jail with him.

by The Return of Light Joker September 1, 2011