all over the map

1. widely scattered

2. in a widely varied maner

He looked for grandpa all over the map when he ran away from the hospital.

by The Return of Light Joker October 15, 2010

yellow sheet

a criminal record

He had a yellow sheet as long as the yellow streak down his back.

by The Return of Light Joker June 04, 2011

sweet potato

an ocarina (from the pleasant sound it produces and it's shape)

A single stall was offered a passers by a sweet potato.

by The Return of Light Joker February 29, 2012

jinx

a person or thing that brings bad luck (from a term for a curse of bad luck)

This DVD player may be a jinx.

by The Return of Light Joker December 08, 2009

yuppie flu

chronic fatigue syndrome (derogatory)

Don't complete the class with a case of yuppie flu from now on. Take a break when needed.

by The Return of Light Joker April 18, 2011

tone-deaf

lacking in one's appreciation of music (not necessarily due to actually being tone deaf

I'm sorry but i just never payed much attention to music. I'm tone-deaf.

by The Return of Light Joker October 06, 2011

green

1. advocating enviornmental protection

2. eviornmentally friendly

3. money

4. jealous

They went green a long time ago.

by The Return of Light Joker December 02, 2007