hole

1. any wretched or unpleasant place

2. the anus

3. the vagina

4. solitary confinement

5. a flaw or weakness

This school is awful. Get me out of this fucking hole already.

by The Return of Light Joker May 14, 2009

vitamin k

slang for ketamine, an anesthetic used as a recreational drug

He was in a stupor from vitamin k.

by The Return of Light Joker August 31, 2010

ghost turd

a clump of dust or lint found in large numbers under furniture

There was that one ghost turd that behind the wheel that the boys miss when clearing the space under the bed.

by The Return of Light Joker October 31, 2011

Siberian express

a period of cold weather

Our state was right in the middle of a Siberian express.

by The Return of Light Joker September 24, 2010

give the nod

to give approval, give permission to do something

I won't give the nod to treating conspiracy theories as facts.

by The Return of Light Joker March 12, 2011

map

1. the face

2. a bank check

If you keep your map clean you won't get as many zits.

by The Return of Light Joker April 05, 2009

off the grid

Not using utilities such as water or electricity

He was so distrusting he lived off the grid.

by The Return of Light Joker March 16, 2010