Jailhouse lawyer

A prisoner who has not practice law or had any legal training, but is disposed to a lengthy discussion of his legal rights and those of other inmates

He's always has something to complain about. He's such a jailhouse lawyer.

by The Return of Light Joker June 22, 2009

mash

1. love

2. a love affair

3. a lover

4. to make a sexual advance

5. to kiss and cuddle

This is no the best time to mash. My co-worker dissed me over something trivial and I am not happy about it.

by The Return of Light Joker December 6, 2010

T-bone

for a motor vehicle to collide with the side of another motor vehicle

Watch how you drive! You almost T-boned that pickup.(example of T-bone)

by The Return of Light Joker May 1, 2011

hell-bent

very determined, recklessly eager

She is hell-bent on finding him and seducing him.

by The Return Of Light Joker January 4, 2008

geek speak

1. the technical jargon of dedicated computer users

2. slang used mainly on the internet

I am so sick of that geek speak.

by The Return of Light Joker October 27, 2007

tanglefoot

any alcoholic beverage(from the negative effects drinking has one's ability to stand and walk)

I think you need to lay off the tanglefoot.

by The Return of Light Joker April 26, 2010

wind

flatulence, gas, intestinal gas

Her wind surprised and sickened me.

by The Return of Light Joker February 18, 2008