Jailhouse lawyer

A prisoner who has not practice law or had any legal training, but is disposed to a lengthy discussion of his legal rights and those of other inmates
He's always has something to complain about. He's such a jailhouse lawyer.
by The Return of Light Joker June 22, 2009
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T-bone

for a motor vehicle to collide with the side of another motor vehicle
Watch how you drive! You almost T-boned that pickup.(example of T-bone)
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Kentucky waterfall

a hairstyle that is short in front and long in the back, a mullet
Who needs a Kentucky waterfall when you are looking for a job?
by The Return of Light Joker July 04, 2010
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50/50

equally or fairly shared
After they determined what the prize was worth, they split it 50/50.
by The Return of Light Joker August 28, 2009
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hell-bent

very determined, recklessly eager
She is hell-bent on finding him and seducing him.
by The Return Of Light Joker January 04, 2008
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tanglefoot

any alcoholic beverage(from the negative effects drinking has one's ability to stand and walk)
I think you need to lay off the tanglefoot.
by The Return of Light Joker April 26, 2010
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geek speak

1. the technical jargon of dedicated computer users

2. slang used mainly on the internet
I am so sick of that geek speak.
by The Return of Light Joker October 27, 2007
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