quote whore

1. a critic (usually of movies) who provides quotes favorable for use in promotions in exchange for something (such as a movie junket)

2. a derisive term for anyone who obsesses over quotes

That quote whore will say anything for a sneak peak.

by The Return of Light Joker October 16, 2008

odd couple

an extremely mismatched pair of people, an extremely unlikely team or pair of people (from the name of play popularized by movie)

Ellen and Adam are quite the odd couple.

by The Return of Light Joker April 11, 2008

red under the bed

an insidious communist presence that has infiltrated a capitalist society (the under the bed part refers to the stereotypical child's fear of monsters under the bed, often used ironically to describe the mentality of people who are paranoid about communists)

Back then the red under the bed was viewed as the driving force behind our defense budget.

by The Return of Light Joker January 10, 2012

Ameche

a telephone (dated, from actor Don Ameche, who starred in an early film about Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the telphone)

The Ameche rang off the hook.

by The Return of Light Joker May 24, 2011

water buffalo

1. a water storage tank

2. to vomit (worse than to yak)

The water buffalo had to be heated manually to get the water to flow.

by The Return of Light Joker December 10, 2010

war chest

funding for a political campaign provided well in advance of the start of the campaign

If she really did want the seat in the senate, she would probably have been hiding an illicit war chest.

by The Return of Light Joker March 14, 2011

gargle-factory

a bar or tavern

The gargle-factory near the shopping mall is an eyesore. The quality of the alcohol they serve does not make up for that.

by The Return of Light Joker May 5, 2011