Christmas tree bill

an initially minor bill in the senate that attracts add-ons and/or changes until it begins to "look like it has something for everyone"

The proposed legislation was looking more like a Christmas tree bill every day.

by The Return of Light Joker December 25, 2010

40 mike-mike

a weapon that launches 40mm grenades

He had a 40 mike-mike under one arm and was ready for action.

by The Return of Light Joker May 29, 2011

underwater basket weaving

an easy or useless college course, whether real or not

He dismayed that the courses in underwater basket weaving were growing more common every year.

by The Return of Light Joker December 02, 2010

firebug

1. a pyromaniac, some who sets fire to random people, animals, or objects as a form of gratification

2. any arsonist
(from a type of insect that has nothing to do with fire despite it's name)

That guy must be a firebug if he keeps starting fires like that.

by The Return Of Light Joker April 17, 2008

flatline

1. dead(from the flat line on the heart monitor of the patient when there is no heart activity, meaning that they have died or their heart has stopped)

2. to die

Don't let him flatline now.

by The Return of Light Joker February 04, 2009

armchair general

a person who speaks authoritatively but not convincingly on topics that they have no practical experience with, (especially applied to advocates of war)

This armchair general gets on the soap box every day now.

by The Return of Light Joker September 21, 2010

joy ride

a fast, reckless ride taken in a stolen vehicle solely for pleasure

If I hear that you have been on a joy ride when I get back, I will turn you in before you can even figure it out.

by The Return of Light Joker September 28, 2009