The Realest 's definitions

H.A.M

someone who is tore up and uly ass hell
a Hot ass mess

look at her she a damn H.A.M (Hot Ass Mess)

by the realest September 27, 2005

shangle

to fuck a girl up the ass while she does a mid-air split

Special K: Who do you like to shangle?

Gaudett: My ThinkPad has a big hole between the mother-board and the JIZ-Sticky

by The Realest March 7, 2003

beastin'

to mess/beat up wit niggas that r smaller than you

Why u keep beastin' on them youngin's, u might kill him

by The Realest February 24, 2003

Bumpin'

to listen to some real rap, which means no Ja Rule or Vanilla Ice's

I was bumpin' to some half-a-dolla

by The Realest February 24, 2003

Grundle Bump

To bump one grundle against another, much like scissoring between two people, but can occur between any gender mix. It can occur in rapid succession.

Last night we got hammered and tried to have sex but we just ended up grundle bumping.

by The Realest June 16, 2017

chode gulpers

an extremely tasty THICK and STICKY drink that the White Warrior takes to block sun on his sensitive skin

Finnigan: OHHHH!!! that flash light is buring my skin

ThongKing: Here drink this chode gulper!!!!

Finnigan: OHHH YEA!!! Finally the burning has stoppped

by The Realest March 7, 2003