Definitions by The Real Duda

Added Sauce to the Soup

The act of pooping and peeing into a toilet that already had poop and pee in it from the previous user.

Bro, I really had to go to the bathroom but the people before didn't flush, so I added sauce to the soup.

Added Sauce to the Soup by The Real Duda December 19, 2024

Aerial Topdressing 

The act of sharting while attempting to crop dust.

Dude, I need new underwear after I tried aerial topdressing a group of people.

Aerial Topdressing by The Real Duda August 8, 2024

Aerial Topdressed 

The act of sharting while crop dusting someone.

Dude I need a new pair of underwear. I just aerial topdressed a group of people.

Aerial Topdressed by The Real Duda August 8, 2024

unfiltered 

The act of pulling down your pants and farting bare assed on an unsuspecting person.

Yo, I totally unfiltered (enter name here) while he was playing Halo.

unfiltered by The Real Duda February 20, 2008

straw trick 

A method of drinking beer out of a bottle where the straw is placed inside the bottle, and looped around the outside of the neck. The straw allows air to freely enter the bottle and the drinker can finish the beer in less than 3 seconds.

Last night nobody could beat me at straw tricks. I got wasted.

straw trick by The Real Duda February 20, 2008