The Real Driller's definitions

Fatican

What the Vatican is referred to when it has a pope that is overweight or obese.

The Vatican just elected a pope that's overweight. We can now refer to it as the Fatican!

by The Real Driller March 11, 2025

Wi Fi bat po

My Wi-Fi is unbreakable. Derived from a Cantonese phrase in Hong Kong kung fu movies known as "wai faai bat po," which literally means "only speed is unbreakable." The Wi-Fi version came to be when Mike Tyson said the phrase it originates from in the wrong tone.

Kyle: Dude, how come that website loaded so fast?
Chris: Wi Fi bat po

by The Real Driller October 30, 2021

speech therapy

Another stupid class that special ed kids are often forced into. You can end up with this if the teacher or parents think you can't speak right and may need therapy, usually due to a mental disorder or learning disability. It usually takes place once every one to two weeks and often takes place during one of your other classes or free time.

I was in speech therapy for every grade I was in during my elementary and junior high years. It sucked all because my parents and teachers thought I couldn't speak right.

by The Real Driller December 1, 2022

fat blimp

Term for a stupid person who is overweight.

I warned my overweight father not to sit on that new chair but he did so and broke it. Stupid fat blimp.

by The Real Driller May 11, 2022

gold membership trolling

A type of social media hoax where you post an image on social media where your viewers need a "premium account" to view the picture, accompanied by a caption of what you intend to post.

Poster (in caption): Latest pic of my car... (image shows user needs gold membership)
Guy 1: Dude, that the heck is with this Facebook Gold crap!?
Guy 2: (Comment available only to Facebook Gold account holders)
Guy 3: Oh wow, are they really charging now?
Guy 4: (Comment available only to Facebook Gold account holders)
Guy 5: (Comment available only to Facebook Gold account holders)
Guy 6: Guys, this isn't real. This is gold membership trolling. Facebook has no intent to charge for using the service.

by The Real Driller March 31, 2020

cursing fit

When you get frustrated you also begin swearing a lot.

There was this one guy three cubes down from me and when he came to a problem he didn't know how to solve, he would start having a cursing fit, and he is so loud.

by The Real Driller November 12, 2021

Cologuard

An at-home colon cancer screening tool that will send medical bills through the roof.

After I used Cologuard and learned my sample was positive, I had to get a colonoscopy after all. But then the bills began arriving. I thought my insurance would cover it, when in reality it did not.

by The Real Driller February 27, 2023