Definitions by The Real Driller

Cologuard 

An at-home colon cancer screening tool that will send medical bills through the roof.

After I used Cologuard and learned my sample was positive, I had to get a colonoscopy after all. But then the bills began arriving. I thought my insurance would cover it, when in reality it did not.

Cologuard by The Real Driller February 27, 2023

Source Sans Pro

The font that this site uses for non-headings such as definitions. Lora is used for headings such as words and such.

This site didn't use Source Sans Pro when it started out. Urban Dictionary began using Source Sans Pro roughly around 2011.

Source Sans Pro by The Real Driller February 24, 2023

see me after class 

A type of temporary detention given to students by teachers that only lasts at the end of class, forcing them to be late for their next class. Usually caused by unremarkable behavior or performance on an assignment or project.

Kyle: Sorry I'm late, I got a see me after class notice on the test we got back today.
Chris: Really? I got one of those notices earlier this year because of mischief I caused.

see me after class by The Real Driller February 10, 2023

study guide 

Pointless sheets of paper that contain information that you obviously know won't be on a quiz or test.

Kyle: Dude, are you going to go to Florida this spring break?
Chris: No, I can't. The teacher that nobody likes assigned me a six-page study guide to complete over spring break. It's awful.

study guide by The Real Driller February 5, 2023

Göring 

Bunker fatty who wants to eat everything, regardless if it's edible or not. He also has goals of wanting the entire world to be fat.

Göring: Uhh, I'd like to eat those bullets. They look tasty.
Dolfy: Göring, you can't eat those bullets. They're not Trix cereal.

Göring by The Real Driller January 25, 2023

a speaker has not been elected 

What Kevin McCarthy heard way too many times when he tried to secure the speaker's gavel...

More and more Republicans are voting to not elect Kevin McCarthy as Speaker of the House, leading to the House Clerk declaring that a speaker has not been elected.

a speaker has not been elected by The Real Driller January 5, 2023

Unknown City 

A term that Dolfy uses to refer to Berlin when he can't find it on a map.

Steiner will help us safely evacuate the bunker. We will evacuate to these areas of the Unknown City.

Unknown City by The Real Driller January 4, 2023