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Definitions by The Real Driller

cursing fit 

Term for somebody who blurts out a lot of profanity within a short period of time.
Man, he had a cursing fit today because his computer wasn't working.
cursing fit by The Real Driller November 1, 2021

Wi Fi bat po

My Wi-Fi is unbreakable. Derived from a Cantonese phrase in Hong Kong kung fu movies known as "wai faai bat po," which literally means "only speed is unbreakable." The Wi-Fi version came to be when Mike Tyson said the phrase it originates from in the wrong tone.
Kyle: Dude, how come that website loaded so fast?
Chris: Wi Fi bat po
Wi Fi bat po by The Real Driller October 30, 2021

PA Unemployment 

The unemployment office in the state of Pennsylvania. The system was much better in the past until a Facebook Update in the summer of 2021 completely overhauled the system.

The customer service system became is now one of the worst in the US. If you contact them for help, they clearly refuse to fix your issue. They log your issue with a ticket number and force you to wait for three weeks due to 70,000 people being ahead of you. And when they contact you, you'll end up missing the call and getting an email instead, forcing you to open a new ticket and wait three more weeks because your issue was not resolved.

If you ever experienced this, just contact a lawyer and sue the crap out of the Commonwealth of PA.

And this is from a Commonwealth of PA employee.
Kyle: Dude, the PA unemployment system now is awful. All they did was set up a ticketing system forcing you to wait weeks for a response to your issue.
Chris: Yeah, I'm still waiting for my ticket to be rung up. It's been a week now.
Japanese word for 'closed country', refers to any country closed to foreigners and foreign influence. Was the name of the policy enacted by the Tokugawa Shogunate.
North Korea is one example of a sakoku country that still exists.
sakoku by The Real Driller October 11, 2021

Wi-Fi bat po 

Kyle: How powerful's your Wi-Fi?
Chris: Wi-Fi bat po
Wi-Fi bat po by The Real Driller September 19, 2021
The most glitchy identity verification system in the world.
Kyle: Dude, I can't file my unemployment claim because of this crappy IDME system that doesn't recognize my driver's license.
Chris: I know man. If you call the UC office to get help, they refuse to fix it. All they do is put up a ticket for a specialist to fix.
IDME by The Real Driller August 30, 2021
A Japanese home computer that's best known for the original Touhou games. One of the main reasons why people get into that machine. Of course, the platform is also home to a bunch of dirty games that many don't play.
Kyle: Dude, did you get a PC-98?
Chris: Yeah, I bought it when I was in Japan over the summer. You want to play Touhou on it after school today?
Kyle: Yeah man.
PC-98 by The Real Driller August 27, 2021