The Real Driller's definitions

deformed man's toilet

The official name for accessible toilets in China, translated literally from its original Chinese-language counterpart.

Kyle: Hey, I took this disabled guy into the deformed man's toilet yesterday.
Chris: Why are you calling accessible toilets that?
Kyle: Just because I want to. I love going to the bathroom in China.

by The Real Driller January 10, 2022

Grawitz

A useless piece of fat.

Grawitz: My Failure, I’m ready to help you today.
Dolfy: Very well fatty, but I need to know if you’ve found Fegelein or not.
Grawitz: Well… I… did not find him.
Dolfy: You’d be better if you detonated yourself.
(Grawitz stomps foot, leaves, and Gunsche enters)

by The Real Driller May 11, 2024

Albert Speer

An architect who likes screwing up designs for buildings.

Dolfy: Speer! What have you done to my Department of Planning?
Albert Speer: Your building plan was a total failure. You totally miscalculated the kerning for the letters.
Dolfy: Don't blame me for this bungled mess.
Jodl: But my Failure, I'm to blame. I objected to your Department of Planning.
Dolfy: Oh, for bald God's sake, you totally ruined this building and my Department of Planning. One day, I will have an Objection Prison built and you will be jailed in it.

by The Real Driller December 13, 2022

remdesivir

A drug used to treat coronavirus. Was used to free Donald Trump from the virus.

I doubt remdesivir will take a long time to clear the pandemic.

by The Real Driller October 31, 2020

Frau Goebbels

AKA Magda Goebbels. Some crazy woman who wants to do disgusting stuff with Dolfy.

Magda: It is important that I see the Failure. Please, move aside.
Gunsche: I have special orders that the Failure does not prefer to be disturbed.
Magda: Please Gunsche, I must see him. PLEASE!
(Gunsche knocks door)
Dolfy: Who the heck is it!?
Gunsche: My Failure, Frau Goebbels is here.
Dolfy: Stupid giant, I told you I don't want to see that obsessive woman.

by The Real Driller November 17, 2022

pervasive language

The MPAA's way of saying lots of profanity.

I heard the new romantic comedy anime film was rated R for pervasive language.

by The Real Driller November 25, 2022

Alcohol Wise

A stupid course by 3rd Millenium Classrooms that all college freshman have to take. Unfortunately, the course's content is overly complicated and rigged so you wouldn't be able to complete it. It's split into two parts with part 2 being even worse.

If you're ever forced to take Alcohol Wise, then too freaking bad. You will fail every time and you won't be able to complete college.

by The Real Driller October 7, 2018