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Definitions by The Rainbow Codero

The Kween’s English

An informal term for the standard of proper, grammatically correct LGBTQ+ language and slang encompassing all words and phrases created or inspired by the multitude of cultures that LGBTQ+ people belong to, especially POCs, and adopt as a staple to their vernacular. A play on “The Queen’s English.”
“Hunty,” I done told that “shade” throwing “ratchet” ass bitch that her “beard” of a husband has an obviously “wide stance” and would leave her ass for some “trade” in a damn heartbeat, me included. *tongue pop*

“Wig!” “Yas,” “kween,” “read that bitch for filth!” “The tea is piping,” tonight!

I’m fully impressed on your overall commitment and employ of “The Kween’s English.” Brava, babies!

Conswervative 

A member of the Republican Party who claims to be of “wholesome Christian values,” but really just needs to chill the fuck out or swerve. Generally a cherry-picker of Judeo-Christian faith values. May or may not also be a Karen or Boomer.
1: ‘Murica’s going to Hell! No one respects Christian values, anymore.

2: Didn’t you just get back from your Honey Moon? You know that’s a Pagan tradition, right? Pipe the fuck down, Conswervative.
3: And didn’t that President you voted for have multiple mistresses and wives that he wasn’t ashamed of or quiet about? Okay, Conswervative.
An unfortunate, possibly actually pretty, but also likely unwanted string of words sent from one person to another with the intent of trying to impress the recipient.

May also be an overly-wordy explanation of why someone is a fan of some garbage celebrity or public figure.

Often utilized by Creeps, Simps, Bootlickers, Kyles, Chads, Tads, Karens, Carols, and Sheryls, alike.

Does not have to follow the syllabic requirements of an actual Haiku.
1: Idk he sent me a long ass DM about how he’s had a crush on me since our Junior Homecoming. Then called me a bitch when I didn’t respond within 5 minutes.
2: Ewwwwwwwuh. Haikuwu are the worst. Wtf, Kyle?

3: Donald Trump is the best president! MAGA! Liberals are turning the frogs gay!

4: Okay, Boomer. No one asked for your plagiarized FoxNews Haikuwu.
Haikuwu by The Rainbow Codero June 21, 2021
An unfortunate, possibly actually pretty, but also likely unwanted string of words sent from one person to another with the intent of trying to impress the recipient.

May also be an overly-wordy explanation of why someone is a fan of some garbage celebrity or public figure.

Often utilized by Creeps, Simps, Bootlickers, Kyles, Chads, Tads, Karens, Carols, and Sheryls, alike.

Does not have to follow the syllabic requirements of an actual Haiku.
1: Idk he sent me a long ass DM about how he’s had a crush on me since our Junior Homecoming. Then called me a bitch when I didn’t respond within 5 minutes.
2: Ewwwwwwwuh. Haikuwu are the worst. Wtf, Kyle?

3: Donald Trump is the best president! MAGA! Liberals are turning the frogs gay!

4: Okay, Boomer. No one asked for your plagiarized FoxNews Haikuwu.
Haikuwu by The Rainbow Codero June 21, 2021