The RONA Wigger's definitions

Wide Eyed Bandit

Someone who walks into Starbucks with bugged out eyes and proceeds to muscle their way behind the counter and proceeds to steal the coffee maker. Once they wrap their arms around the coffee maker their eyes pop out of their head as if they have a severe thyroid disorder. They run out the door stopping the employees from retrieving the coffee maker.

That Wide Eyed Bandit is addicted to caffeine.

by The RONA Wigger October 3, 2023

Roofing

An act portrayed by a dog that when presented with dirty toilet paper says, "gee that toilet paper sure smells good".

I went to take a shit and Lucy was Roofing.

by The RONA Wigger November 17, 2023

Poop on me and lick it off

An action performed by fags that are into scat play.

I swear that fag was going to Poop on me and lick it off.

by The RONA Wigger October 3, 2023

Ball Browner

A series of farts that create a large brown bubble and layer your ball sack with shit. When checking the balls with toilet paper the residue from the farts covers the toilet paper in brown shit.

That guys been experiencing a ball browner, he smells like shit.

by The RONA Wigger October 10, 2023

Sniffer Girl

A dog that learns where to go to sniff. When told going in there to sniff she runs to the bathroom waiting to roof. When in the bathroom she plays with the toilet paper with her paws and gets a sniff. While hearing plop she sniffs butt and poop at the same time.

Check out sniffer girl. She sure likes the brown toilet paper.

by The RONA Wigger October 10, 2023

Roofus

A dog that when his owner takes a hit makes comments and says, "butt and poop sure make a good combination".

Have you seen Roofus, I think he's in the bathroom

by The RONA Wigger November 17, 2023

Plundering

A term used to describe the pillaging of a limpy wristed fags cornhole by a butt pirate.

That butt pirate has been plundering that limpy wristed fag.

by The RONA Wigger October 10, 2023