The RONA Wigger's definitions

Mobin and Robin

A crew of 20 to 80 black people in California that fill up their shopping carts and Mob out of the store with out paying and proceed to get away with it because of the liberal laws in California.

Mobin and Robin stole a bunch of purses at Nordstrom's.

by The RONA Wigger January 6, 2022

Crate Paper

An alternative to toilet paper used in parts of Europe to wipe your butt.

That person has been using crate paper to wipe their bloody butt.

by The RONA Wigger October 11, 2023

Plugged and Pillaged

Another term for a cornhole that has been plundered by a butt pirate.

Gee, that limpy wristed fag has been plugged and pillaged.

by The RONA Wigger October 10, 2023

Koon

Someone who can't be seen in the night with teeth that are shining bright.

That Koon was in a dark alley and all I could see is his teeth.

by The RONA Wigger January 6, 2022

Wide Eyed Bandit

Someone who walks into Starbucks with bugged out eyes and proceeds to muscle their way behind the counter and proceeds to steal the coffee maker. Once they wrap their arms around the coffee maker their eyes pop out of their head as if they have a severe thyroid disorder. They run out the door stopping the employees from retrieving the coffee maker.

That Wide Eyed Bandit is addicted to caffeine.

by The RONA Wigger October 3, 2023

Roofing

An act portrayed by a dog that when presented with dirty toilet paper says, "gee that toilet paper sure smells good".

I went to take a shit and Lucy was Roofing.

by The RONA Wigger November 17, 2023

European Dog

A girl dog that when it gets excited is yelled at saying, "European all over the floor".

That European dog left a wet spot on the floor.

by The RONA Wigger November 17, 2023