evil compliance lady

a woman who works in an office and whose sole goal is to halt your production and occupy your time with meaningless administrative garbage.

The evil compliance lady made me send a disclosure form to myself once, disclosing something to myself that I myself had just done. What a bitch!

by the prophet March 26, 2003

bonesmuggler

1. One who tries to smuggle another man's bone.
2. A homosexual. One who puts his penis in another man's ass.
3. A fugdepacker.
4. Fag

Garret Rustand is a bonesmuggler.

by the prophet June 26, 2003

yambag

your nut sack

while that girl was passed out I draped my yambag over her face and took a picture for my personal collection of yambag shots

by the prophet March 29, 2003

red eye

when you moon someone and within that act you open your butt cheeks to expose your asshole

it's fun to give passing cars a red eye on the bronx river parkway

by the prophet March 26, 2003

coney island whitefish

a used condom floating in a river

I saw a rubber glove floating in the river and I thought it was a 5 finger coney island whitefish

by the prophet March 25, 2003

bookyak

slang italian for Cunt

Jeanine Garafalo is a bookyak

by the prophet March 27, 2003

anti-americanism

A major world religion that gained sudden popularity in mid-2002 in all countries apart from the USA, following the inspired actions of the largely misunderestimated President G W Bush, head of the 'Parents Against Scary Things' society. See also 'sanity'.

US Citizen - Why don't none you folks like us guys no more?

Anyone Else - We've realised that Christianity is a considerably less appealing religion than anti-americanism.

by The Prophet March 19, 2005