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wank tribute

Making a video wanking (masturbating) over a ladies photo without cumming.
I made a wank tribute over her photo last night
by The Plumber Jezza J March 3, 2019
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Holly Bobbing

When a girl called Holly is sucking your cock and her head is going up and down your shaft. Therefore she's Holly Bobbing.
What did you get upto last night?

I took Holly home last night and straight away she was Holly Bobbing
by The Plumber Jezza J October 27, 2022
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PlayStationorant

When someone is totally addicted to their PlayStation they are in their own little world and have no interest in anything else around them even their hot and sexy girlfriend.
J... what did you do last night? Any sexy time with him?
H.. just watched TV. He's PlayStationorant.. he wouldn't even notice me if I was walking around naked lol
by The Plumber Jezza J January 25, 2023
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Masturbake

This is when you smoke weed and masturbate until you cum. You then have to swallow it. Either men or women can masturbake but remember you have to eat your own cum..
What did you do last night? Did you masturbake ?
Why do you think that?
Because there's cum on your lips!
by The Plumber Jezza J November 26, 2022
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soggy leanne

A girl who's favourite pastime is getting a man to cum on a biscuit and then she eats it. Rich Tea biscuits are her favourites.
I'm hungry cum on this biscuit please mate

That's my soggy leanne
by The Plumber Jezza J May 2, 2025
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Spunk Deflectors

Eye protection glasses which is worn by someone who likes to keep their eyes open or doesn't want to miss the happy ending when receiving a load of cum all over their face.
The Horny Bored Wife HBW called a plumber round to unblock her sink but she ended up unblocking him when he spunked over her face. Lucky she was wearing her Spunk Deflectors or his load would have gone in her eyes.
by The Plumber Jezza J February 8, 2018
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Colombian Snowplough

When you rack up a line of cocaine on a girls ass but she farts before you get to sniff it and you end up with a face full of snow
I made a big line of coke on her ass last night but she farted before I sniffed it.

What happened?

My face was white and it looked like a colombian snowplough had gone past me
by The Plumber Jezza J August 29, 2025
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