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Definitions by The Picker

Schweaving

The act of incorporating /including balloon animals in a gang bang; it has to involve semen. Most suggested without condoms.
“Honey did you hear all the latex squeaking last night?”
“Yeah, it was just the neighbors schweaving.”
Schweaving by The picker December 1, 2018
The measurement of the quality and/or quantity of attractive females in any given place.

Pussydex is to attractive women as humidex is to humidity.
"Hey, we can go to either of those bars....."

"Yeah, but the pussydex is much higher in this one."
Pussydex by The Picker September 23, 2011